May 2013
ferretdog:
probably the worst thing u can say to someone about college is that their major is useless
isn’t it weird to think there’s so much pressure on you to get into a good school and be good looking and make lots of money and get married and have kids when eventually you’re just going to die and be left in the ground in darkness forever while worms eat your skin and nothing you did even mattered at all
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
disneyismyescape:
beelzebub-36:
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I...
zarry:
people who always change their opinions to match with someone elses
“i have so much fucking homework” i whisper to myself while i continue scrolling down my dashboard, hating myself more and more every minute
I want to be the one you rely on, the one you want...
So I’ve smoked these past three days , and I kinda wanna go to my stoner days. Mmmh.
#personnal
me looking at a picture someone took of me: delete it
romulusthread:
MY MATH TEACHER SAW ME TEXTING AND MADE ME STAND IN FRONT OF THE ROOM AND HE TOLD ME TO READ THE TEXTS BUT I WOULNT SO HE TOOK MY PHONE AND READ THE LAST THREE ON THERE OUT LOUD AND THE FIRST ONE WAS “IM HUNGRY” AND MY FRIEND REPLIED WITH “HUNGRY FOR SEMEN” AND I SAID “TRUE THOUGH” IMGONNA JUMP OFF A BUILDING
annanicolesmithfanblog:
yes 911 i saw somebody reblog a picture of weed
peep-toe-shoes:
jointhecarrotarmy:
silence-insolace:
solluxforpresident:
karkatforpresident:
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to...
